Friday, May 3, 2013

The Salt Talk

Mr. and Mrs. Bunny pride themselves on having children with many sterling qualities but sane is not one of them.
Case in point:  yesterday little Willow Bunny called to say that she had had a trying day.  She had decided, she reported to Mrs. Bunny, that being tired and feeling odd, she had too much salt in her body.  And the more she thought about it, the more panicked she became.  That was clearly the problem!  Her body was redolent, teeming with salt.  So she crawled into the bedroom (this part she never explained) and drank several glasses of water and then took a bath.
"Were you trying to soak the salt out of your skin?"  asked Mrs. Bunny who doing her best to be attentive and respectful but torn between wanting to laugh and being concerned that another one of the baby bunnies had lost it and would require placement.
"I don't know," said Willow sadly.  "I only thought it would help."
"And did it?"  asked Mrs. Bunny.
"Well,  I'm still here,"  replied Willow.
"That is a blessing,"  said Mrs. Bunny and they then went on to talk of other things.

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